Your majesty, these juveniles were arrested for vandalism, traveling under false pretenses and malicious destruction of cabbages.
DEAN: And we’re here why? CASTIEL: A deputy sheriff laid eyes on the archangel. DEAN: And he still has eyes? All right, what’s the plan? CASTIEL: We’ll…tell the officer that he witnessed an angel of the Lord, and the officer will tell us where the angel is. DEAN: Seriously? You’re going to walk in there and tell him the truth? CASTIEL: Why not? DEAN: Because we’re humans. And when humans want something really, really bad, we lie. CASTIEL: Why? DEAN: Because that’s how you become President.